Young n' Tall

So I went to the dentist today and this Asian lady was cleaning my teeth. Afterwards she asked me if I just graduated school or was working already. I guffawed. I'm like lady, I'm old! I'm almost 30! She looked at me in shock and said but I look so young! Then she goes "how tall are you?" and I answered 5'7" and she said she was jealous. She says she lies that she's 5'3".

Her comments totally made my day. Little did I know I had all these "advantages." Forever young n' tall, I am. Har har! ;)