V-Day Haiku Poetry Slam

Here's for the anti-valentine's day segment:
Breakup Girl Haiku Masters

Winners and Runners Up

2006 Haiku Master:
iPod Nano love
Cool and shiny and new
Quickly obsolete

-- Karen Kanter

Haiku Master's Apprentice:
Is it still stalking
If I type your home address
into Google Earth?

-- Asher Hung

Haiku Practitioner:
He looked fat, how fat,
like depressed fat or stressed fat?
Please, not happy fat.

-- Daphne Uviller
(haha....hilarious!)


Best Use of Poetic Apostrophe:
'twood not be enough.
To drown in a whole ocean
of Chunky Monkey.

-- Asher Hung


The "I wish I knew how to quit haiku" award:
Not sure when you changed.
Maybe it was when we saw.
That Brokeback Mountain.

-- Asher Hung